Thought Provokers: 4/9/2025

Every time a celebrity signs an autograph, they end up slightly devaluing every autograph they’ve ever signed.

If a highly advanced alien civilization wants to stay hidden, then we can be sure that there won’t be any evidence of them being here.

Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups.

Could you imagine being a honey bee and knowing that a huge amount of the human population immediately associates honey with bears instead?

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas.

Will we go to classic car shows in 40 years and be like, “Oh nice, a 2022 Camry!”

It’s strange how animals with antlers shed them in the winter when there’s less foliage, just to grow them back in the spring when there’s much more foliage. Seems inconvenient at the least.

Movies also “raise” you like a parent in that you’re accidentally trained to believe that life has a coherent narrative structure.