Dear Editor: I Would, But I Don't Think I Can

Dear Editor,

Well, it finally happened... I knew it would happen sooner or later; I'm more than willing to accept full responsibility for my lawless actions. I was pulled over the other evening while traveling into town. I've been traveling around town like this in my golf cart named "Sunshine" for a bit over 5 years now, without so much as a "BOO" from the cops, or anyone else for that matter, so why now?

I understand, as I have from the beginning, that technically, it is illegal to travel on public roads and streets in a golf cart (unless there is a town/city ordinance in place, governing th...