Thought Provokers: 4/30/2025

It’s illegal to let your child/pet starve, but legal to let them get morbidly obese.

It’s crazy how the previous generations were so addicted to cigarettes that they had built-in lighters in their cars.

The children most impacted by peak leaded gasoline fumes are now 50-75.

Grape soda is always purple, which completely ignores the existence of green grapes.

There was only a short time between the “Oh, this is Al” phase and the “Is this Al? I’m not sure” phase.

Some people chew the dry skin off their lips. They’re eating themselves. That’s casual self-cannibalism.

There’s no reason a balance beam has to be high off the ground.

Every bald person has already had the best hair day they’ll ever have.

When you eat a hot dog, you make another one inside your body by mashing up meat and putting it in an intestine.

There is nothing in the universe that everyone agrees upon.

Fleeing prey animals are heating the predator’s meal.

Since our bodies are made of the food we eat, when you go grocery shopping, you carry bags of future-you.

Italy dropped the ball by letting Germany be known for drinking out of a boot.

People who have committed criminal offenses in the past, even minor and common ones, no one usually cares about, should be terrified of AI. Especially people who politically oppose whoever is in control of that AI.

You may associate someone’s imitation of something with that original thing more than you associate it with itself.

Gatorade is consumed mainly during sports and hangovers—one’s physical best and worst.