Thought Provokers: 1/14/2026

6 years ago we used to doomscroll text(Twitter, Facebook statuses). 10 years ago we doomscrolled images(Instagram, FB image posts. 5 years ago we started doomscrolling videos (TikTok, Insta Reels, YouTube shorts).

Hairdressers go through more schooling than cops.

If you’re skinny, shaving your beard makes you look skinnier. But if you’re fat, shaving your beard makes you look fatter.

The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but heat death is around 10¹⁰⁰ years away, so it has effectively used 0% of its lifetime meaning the universe is still basically an infant, and we’re living in its earliest...