Thought Provokers: Week of 3/25/2026

It’s so dumb that if you bite your lip while chewing, it will swell, so it is now much more likely you’ll bite it again.

If someone visited Clark Kent’s apartment and found Superman paraphernalia, that would probably actually work with the Clark Kent cover story and make it more believable that he was just a nerd.

The power of invisibility would make you blind when active, because light would just pass straight through your eyes.

Companies near the airport could make money by selling billboard space on their roofs.

It’s hard to poop without peeing, but easy to pee without pooping.

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