Dear Editor: Self-Driving Snowplow Goats?

Dear Editor,

I had to read the recent article about Whitehall being selected for an experimental "self-driving snowplow goats" pilot program more than once-partly to make sure I understood it, and partly because I wasn't sure whether to laugh or start looking for a goat harness.

Now, I'll admit, Whitehall has never been a stranger to creative problem-solving. We've learned to make do, pitch in, and occasionally come up with ideas that toe the line between practical and downright imaginative. So in that sense, the idea of putting goats to work on snow removal almost feels... on brand.

After all...