Thought Provokers: Week of 9/23/2026

Since eyelashes are designed to keep things out of your eyes, people with alopecia get things in their eyes a lot more than the average person.

If plastic bags could think, the plastic bag holding all the other plastic bags under the sink might be considered an esteemed position.

You know what elevator music is, but you’ve never heard it in an elevator.

Skydiving would be a lot less thrilling on the moon.

We must seem selfish to ants.

Our brains are faster than we think.

Now that the US is phasing out the penny, it’s the perfect opportunity to phase out psychological pricing (pricing items one...