Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana
Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana
Sorted by date Results 8 - 32 of 2050
We may be alone in the universe...but we may not be. The statistical probability that we are living in a simulation is concerning. To get the truest shade of black, you have to burn bones; most black dyes are made with a dark yellow, green, or red, which isn’t a true black. Some organic cosmetics contain bat feces as an ingredient. Cars were invented without seatbelts. Knowing exactly when you are going to die is just as terrifying as not knowing exactly when you are going to die. If a starfish gets on your face, it can stick its stomach d...
What better time are you waiting for to examine all forms of teaching and learning with thoughtful consideration? Are you waiting for World War III? Foolish people of all stripes seem to toss off the idea like it is as usual as eating cornflakes for breakfast! You could not find a better spot to start than studying Colossians. It is right there in the back of your Bible! To counter false teachings, Paul provides ample ammunition. Dancing with moral relativism has weakened Americans' ability to think. Colossians is armor against falseness. From...
ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Aries, you have a certain energy that is building this week. Momentum increases the second you stop overthinking, so jump into whatever you were planning to do with two feet. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Something cozy, such as a hobby, recipe, or routine, could turn into something surprisingly productive, Taurus. Don’t dismiss passion projects this week when comfort meets opportunity. GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 Gemini, your words equal magic this week. Conversations open doors and can help clear up confusion about important t...
Dear Editor, The Jefferson Valley Sportsman's Association thanks all the individuals and businesses who donated to the fundraising banquet held on March 14. All the donations help make the banquet a huge success. We also thank all those who attended and participated in the raffles, silent, and live auctions. The Association will continue to work toward better fish and wildlife habitat, public access, and hunting and fishing opportunities. Thank you again, Jefferson Valley Sportsmen's...
The chainsaw was invented for childbirth. Sweet potatoes are not potatoes. They belong to a different plant family. Everyone has millions of microscopic mites living and mating on their eyelashes. The human spinal column is the same consistency as a banana. When was the last time someone saw a cemetery being built? McDonald’s owns multiple children’s hospitals but owns no farms. A pineapple starts digesting you the moment you bite into it. When chlorine reacts with urea (from urine), it produces ammonia; ammonia then reacts with chlorine to...
As we observe Consumer Protection Month this April, it's a critical time to shine a spotlight on the growing threat of fraud in Montana and the steps we can take to safeguard ourselves and our loved ones. Recent data from the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) paints a troubling picture of escalating fraud across the United States. In 2024, consumers reported losing more than $12.5 billion to fraud—a 25% increase over the previous year. When accounting for underreporting, the FTC estimates actual fraud losses in 2024 may have reached a...
GEORGIA, I have a question, How do you politely tell someone they are overweight? SICK OF THE SIGHT Dear SICK, You don’t. Mind your own business and worry about yourself! With love, GEORGIA GEORGIA, I have a question, My immediate family is all very Catholic, except for me. Each of my siblings has five children, all under the age of 10. My brother texted me a few weeks ago to make a plan for Easter, since our sister was going to her in-laws. I offered to host at my house, and he accepted. The night before Easter, he texted me, saying our parent...
ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Aries, you are catching a second wind this week that could rival a hurricane. No one can slow you down right now. Channel this energy into a passion project. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Taurus, your eye for recognizing the beauty in fashionable items is unmatched. This week is the perfect time to curate your space or your wardrobe. GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 Gemini, the connections in your brain are firing rapidly this week. It is only a matter of time before you solve a problem that has been plaguing you and everyone for weeks....
Have you noticed that now even common Google searches bring up an AI option? My friends also know that I appreciate Facebook. Recently, I saw a reel that arrested me and made me feel the need to warn you. A popular modern-day “prophet” claims to reveal another of many secrets he has uncovered in the Bible, something hidden from everyone, regarding Iran and the recently deceased Ayatollah. He claims to link modern Iran and Operation Epic Fury directly to the Jewish holiday of Purim and Esther, Mordechai, and Haman. This method of applying the...
Dear Editor Last week’s letters to the editor I found interesting. Terry Murphy’s thank you narrative highlighted firefighting cooperation between the local, state, and federal governments working together to serve us in an expedient and efficient manner. In the future, I hope this cooperative example between agencies remains the rule and not the exception. Tony Hudson’s letter pretty much defines the problem and the frustration many of us feel over corporate dark money in election campa...
Dear Editor, I had to read the recent article about Whitehall being selected for an experimental "self-driving snowplow goats" pilot program more than once-partly to make sure I understood it, and partly because I wasn't sure whether to laugh or start looking for a goat harness. Now, I'll admit, Whitehall has never been a stranger to creative problem-solving. We've learned to make do, pitch in, and occasionally come up with ideas that toe the line between practical and downright imaginative. So...
Modern soldiers’ PTSD triggers will probably shift from fireworks to the sound of a drone. Which is unfortunate, as drone shows are replacing firework shows. It feels nice to be told that you’re special or unique, unless the person telling you is a doctor. The “room temperature IQ” zinger hits much harder outside of the US. Our dogs probably think we are weakly barking when we cough. Playing card corners are rounded because square corners would wear down faster, making it easier to tell cards apart. In ancient Chinese history, it made sense for...
Depending on where you live, you may have seen ads attacking conservative legislators for voting to protect rural health care. Let’s be clear about two things. First, these ads are from D.C.-based, dark-money groups that are trying to mislead us and meddle in our local elections. Second, the legislators being targeted actually support President Trump, Governor Gianforte, and their efforts to protect rural health care and our communities. These attacks are politics at its worst. When the bill to protect rural health care came before the Legislat...
GEORGIA, I have a question, I’m getting married in two weeks and requested donuts for my getting-ready breakfast. My maid of honor called me right away and asked if I’m crazy for this request, because I have a dress to fit into. She also stated she would do her best to convince the other bridesmaids not to fulfill this request, as it “wasn’t in my best interest.” I told her the dress has to fit me, not the other way around. There will be six hours between us getting ready and the reception, so if I want a donut, I’ll be damned if I’m being d...
While we are focused on Paul’s letter to the Colossians, it is good to recall that Peter, James, John, and other apostles were also “setting their face like flint” on Jesus the Christ. Paul’s conversion continues this passion, and to the Colossians he issues a firm warning. False teachings have always been the Achilles heel for the church, and this is precisely why Paul wrote the letter to the church in Colossae. We heed the call. “The Son is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation. For in him all things were created:...
ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Your confidence is at an all-time high, Aries. This is the week to pitch an idea or finally send that text you’ve been mulling over. The universe is backing your bold moves. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Taurus, this week you’re entering a cycle of “treat yourself.” You deserve it right now, so enjoy. Whether it’s a brunch out with friends or a mental health day, lean into the experience. GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 Expect a random invitation to create a new connection, Gemini. Your wit is extra sharp this week, so use it to charm...
Dear Editor, I wish to thank and to praise the firefighters who handled the fire just east of Doherty Mountain. The effort was incredible considering the heat and the wind they had to deal with. The widespread cooperative support was gratifying. Whitehall Fire, Willow Creek Fire, Three Forks Fire, Harrison Fire, Montana DNRC, U.S. Forest Service, Jefferson County EMS, Jefferson County DES, Jefferson County Sheriff, Jefferson County Dispatch, and Gallatin County Dispatch all deserve the utmost...
Dear Editor: In 1776, Thomas Paine wrote in The American Crisis, "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country." Paine was describing those who are eager to stand up when times are easy, but disappear when real sacrifice is required. That passage has always stayed with me because it reminds us that public service is supposed to be exactly that-service. Not convenience. Not ambition. And...
Dear Editor, In the last few election cycles, the people of Montana have voted consistently Republican. The Republicans now hold all state and federal offices and majorities in both chambers of the legislature. While in some instances this has been a good change and we have made some progress, in many cases these majorities have not translated into conservative governance of our state. Our state government is still growing, our budgets have not shrunk, and it is operating well outside its consti...
Dear Editor, Who is speaking, and why? One need go no further than the mailbox to realize another election season is upon us. Inside were the usual glossy flyers telling me who to vote for, who not to vote for, and all the reasons why. I filed them where most of them appropriately belong: the trash can. Normally, I file them in bulk. This time, I tossed them in one at a time. As I closed the lid, jumped back in my truck, and started down the road, a thought crossed my mind. Not one of those...
It’s so dumb that if you bite your lip while chewing, it will swell, so it is now much more likely you’ll bite it again. If someone visited Clark Kent’s apartment and found Superman paraphernalia, that would probably actually work with the Clark Kent cover story and make it more believable that he was just a nerd. The power of invisibility would make you blind when active, because light would just pass straight through your eyes. Companies near the airport could make money by selling billboard space on their roofs. It’s hard to poop without pee...
As a member of the Senate Finance and Claims Committee during the 2025 session, I was there for every budget debate, both in committee and on the floor. Term limits have me stepping away from Senate District 14, so I can speak plainly, without worrying about a campaign. A recent editorial column featured a “17% budget explosion” untruth and a rehashed miscategorization of why members of the House and Senate banded together with Democrats to vote on important finance and budget bills. Carl Glimm’s fiscal math and session history could use some...
Montana is a state rooted in fairness, equal rights, and community. I’m willing to wager that the vast majority of Montanans deeply cherish their Constitutional rights, like the First Amendment. And yet, the First Amendment in Montana is under attack from the very people who claim to represent us. Governor Gianforte quietly decided that because he doesn’t spend time at the Capitol on the weekends, neither can the general public. At Gianforte’s beck and call, state officials changed permitting rules to effectively ban weekend rallies at the P...
GEORGIA, I have a question, I was dining within inches of an occupied table for two at a restaurant. One of the men at that table asked his dining companion whether he knew where the restroom was. He didn’t. I had asked the same question of a waiter, now nowhere in sight, 15 minutes earlier. I told the diner that the restroom was outside the main room of the restaurant, in the hallway of the office building in which the restaurant was located, and pointed out the exit to use to get there. The diner snippily said, “Thank you for the inf...
The Church, as recorded in the Bible, then as now faced counterfeit messages. Colossae, pronounced [call’-aw see], is our next focus from Paul’s imprisonment, and I am using the word counterfeit because Paul warns of severe deception he’s learned about, that this small community was facing. The richness of cultures that lived side by side in this fertile land fostered great learning. Call it an earlier Melting Pot. The mysticism faced by the ‘baby’ Christians lured them toward hot water. Jewish legalism was also mixed with Greek and other anc...
