COUSIN CLEAVON'S REDNECK COOKING: Dinner or No Dinner

This week we are hunting for the most elusive bird in all the world. The blue footed red tit snipe. I have tried for years and years to catch a snipe, hearing many old wives say their meat is as tender and tasty as wagyu beef.

For years I have gone outside at exactly 2:15 AM to try and catch a snipe. They are only awake from 2:15-2:45 AM. That time gives them enough time to hunt and procreate. I don't think I appreciated the necessary precision and following the rules to the letter, but I learned. So, pay attention!

Once you are outside, you need to be dressed in a pink Panama hat with a pu...