COUSIN CLEAVON'S REDNECK COOKING: Werewolf Drumsticks
October 12, 2022
Werewolves run rampant during the month of October, but you need to double-check it is not a kid dressed up. The way you tell the difference is the size and smell. Werewolves smell like grandma's house (old ham) and are taller than 6' 2". Kids are smaller and smell like mac and cheese.
Hunting for werewolves is very tricky. On the one hand, you don't want them to rip you to shreds and make you their dinner. On the other, it would be socially unacceptable if they were to transform back into humans during your killing or cooking.
For some reason, chicken coops are where werewolves love to be....