COUSIN CLEAVON'S REDNECK COOKING: Crockpot Jackalope

Jackalopes are one of the hardest animals to find, but there is a big population in Whitehall.

Jackalopes live in the same areas as antelopes but act like gophers. The reason why you don't see them is that jackalopes only have their antlers two months out of the year. In January and December, jackalopes grow antlers and start to fight over the females. As they fight, their antlers fall off and the one who has the antlers left gets the best female for breeding. The other 10 months of the year the jackalopes just look like skinny rabbits and that is why no one believes they are real. You rarely...